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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:37am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 1:17pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 1:27pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 12:29pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2016 @ 12:32pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2016 @ 7:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 10:32am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 11:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2016 @ 12:37pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2016 @ 12:22pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 11:23am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 2:51pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2014 @ 9:00am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2014 @ 8:37am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2014 @ 9:16am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 10:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 1:58pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 2:18pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:03am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 11:23am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 6:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2016 @ 6:54am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 3:14pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2014 @ 3:43pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 7:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:09am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2014 @ 8:37am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 11:07am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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