all the fries you can give me
Andrew   Colorado, United States
 
 
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Ed: Well, you've run for office before... on the Freak Power ticket, when you were running for Sheriff in Aspen. What were your campaign promises during that election?

HST: There were several. I was going to rip up the streets for one.

Ed: Rip up the streets?

HST: With jackhammers.

Ed: With jackhammers?

HST: Send a horde of freaks into the streets on the morning after the election to tear up the streets and sod them... use all the asphalt to build a huge parking lot at the edge of town.

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all the fries you can give me Jul 1, 2014 @ 1:27pm 
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all the fries you can give me Jul 1, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
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