Hyung Wei Lo
Hugh G. Rection   United States
 
 
I'm here to meet nice people to game with. No posers, trolls, catfishers, tools or LIARS. If you enjoy gaming, are nice, open-minded and easy-going feel free to add me. I have a warped sense of humor bordering on raunchy and tend to be very vocal; so, if you are easily offended or don't have a sense of humor look elsewhere. I am also a collector and avid trader, so if you're interested in trading let me know. Also, do not ask for free items; if you do you will be deleted and blocked. LEAVE A COMMENT BEFORE ADDING or be ignored.
FAQ
Why are you such an a$$hole?
Just because I speak my mind and have no problem calling someone out for being a tool does not make me an a$$hole. Perhaps you should be asking yourself why you are such a toxic, trolling douche nozzle instead.
You often use names such as Dabig Wang, HyungWeiLo, etc. Are you trying to convince people that you have a large penis?
No. I just try to be humorous with my names some times. I'm your typical guy with a rather warped sense of humor so dick jokes are common. I do not claim to have a huge penis. As a matter of fact I consider it quite small; it measures just slightly over 10.5 inches in length with a 3 inch girth and weighing in at a mere 5.75 pounds.
What games do you play?
I like to play all sorts of games, my favorite genre being RPG. Currently, I mostly play DotA 2, Tactical Monsters, Riders of Icarus, Smite and Hand of the Gods.
OMG. Is your dick really that big?!?!
Well.... A few years back I was arrested for streaking. As a result I now have a court order requiring me to register my penis as a deadly weapon. I am also now required to have a permit to carry a concealed weapon.
How long have you been a gamer?
A very loooong time. My first console was a ColecoVision with the game Pong. My first computer was a Tandy 1000 that rocked games like King's Quest, Zork and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Seriously, just how big is your tallywacker?
Well, it's been known to influence the tides
So, other than gaming what do you do for fun?
I love to cook, listen to music, watch movies, read, write poetry,play guitar, take pictures and many other things...
Come on! Your johnson can't be that big, can it?
Let's just say that on a good day I can carry a dozen donuts while holding a cup of coffee in each hand.
So, what is your name?
I have many names - one for each of the voices in my head. I'm known as Dabig Wang, Dixon Fire, The Cunning Linguist, Hugh G. Rection, HyungWeiLo, bigpeckerpaul, Harry Johnson, RectumWrecker 3000, Holden Magroin, Buster Cherry and a few others...
Can you offer any proof pertaining to the size of your mighty python of love?
Well, once I did go skinny dipping in Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. After an afternoon of backstroking around sightings of the Loch Ness Monster quadrupled. Coincidence? I think not...
Do you really write poetry?
Yes I do. I have been writing for about 30 years. I have even been published. Some of the work I am most proud of include the poems Ode to a Grecian Penis , O Penis! My Penis! and the epic The Divine Penis
Why are you such a ho?
I am not a ho. Even if I have had sex with hundreds of women why would you call me one? If you've slept with hundreds of men I wouldn't call you a ♥♥♥♥; I would just call you since you sound like a sure thing...
You must be exaggerating the size of your willy, right?
I quite possibly may be exaggerating. Although, I will say this... I no longer do jumping jacks in the nude for fear of giving myself a black eye.
Why are you so obsessed with your penis?
It's my favorite part of my body. So now I ask you. Why are you so obsessed with my penis? You obviously have some fixation on my mammoth manhood since you're still reading about it...
Is there anyone who can back up your claim of having an enormous crank?
I never claimed to have an enormous crank. However, my ex did name my wang Moby Dick, the Killer Sperm Whale. She would also yell, "Thar she blows!!" whenever I climaxed.
Go f*ck yourself.
Although this is not a question, I will reply regardless. I would if I could and believe my me when I tell you that I've tried. Unfortunately, it is an impossibility not because I lack a long enough love muscle; believe me, it's plenty long enough. The impossibilty lies in the fact that my erection is harder than a titanium rod and therefore impossible to bend enough to insert into my own hole. However, if you ever want to offer me one of your holes to use I will kindly oblige.
What sort of job do you have?
I'm a full-time professional penis model and a part-time professional stunt penis for adult films
Do you have any special talents you would like to share with us?
As a matter of fact I do. My penis and I often perform a duet to the amazement of all who are lucky enough to witness it. Duet Video
There is no way your trouser snake is that big. Prove it! Show me a picture!
You asked for it. Here is a picture of My C*ck [i0.wp.com]






Here's a little theme music for your visit to my profile....

Proof of my Roman ancestry. [www.youtube.com]



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Hyung Wei Lo 23 hours ago 
another toxic af racist d0uche nozzle
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Hyung Wei Lo Aug 11 @ 7:37am