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Posted: Nov 14, 2014 @ 5:43pm
Updated: Nov 14, 2014 @ 5:45pm

Entered a building with other people.
The building's description had said "Danger" which ment hostiles. Bandits.
I grabbed my knife and was ready for those bandits.
I saw one bandit and after breaking in through a window, she ran calling for backup.
One guy showed up with a shotgun and chased me off but I waited.
He searched, and couldn't find me and then I got the drop on him.
We fought, he couldn't shoot, and three stabs later he fell.
I grabbed the shotgun and went inside.
My friends needed food, and these bandits were killers. They deserved what they got.
I grabbed food, supplies, and another bandit showed up!
I fired at them with the shotgun, and they dropped with a gurgling scream.
One bandit ran after me! Surely they had a knife!
No... she ran past me to the man's corpse.
She was crying. She called me a murderer.
I fired again and she dropped.
There was silence then, and I had to hurry up and grab the rest of the supplies before more bandits showed up.
I opened a closet, and snagged the food.
But, the inventory of the closet said "Private"
Someone owned this wardrobe?
I looked outside toward the other building, and between the two.. a garden someone built?
One guy had mentioned they were running low on meds.
This.... no.. it couldn't be. It just couldn't be!
This wasn't... this wasn't an abandoned building being picked clean.
This was another group's safehouse.
These people are.... were.... survivors!
...and "I" was the bandit.
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EGO↓SM222 Jun 30, 2018 @ 11:03pm 
hey, gotta do what you gotta do to survive
Joker Aug 12, 2017 @ 11:57am 
That's not a review, you clown - it's a pointless story.
Cosmos Jun 22, 2017 @ 2:25am 
u made me cry buddy!
Myriad Jan 3, 2017 @ 6:03am 
Wow. Just wow. Amazing review.
pab_p Dec 28, 2016 @ 4:04pm 
Dude, your review sounds like a Johnny Cash song...
Nadala Dec 7, 2016 @ 8:02am 
you need to write a book about this experience
avert Sep 11, 2016 @ 2:35pm 
You're lucky i didn't call for more backup.
Platinum Angel Sep 10, 2016 @ 2:50am 
I've found it. The Best Review.
MissGrimReaper Sep 9, 2016 @ 11:30am 
;_; you need to become a writer.
Podrick, Spocky Ghoost of Bread Jul 27, 2016 @ 2:10am 
This is the best review I've ever seen. Applause to you.