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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!

Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it!

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying!
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Model - Drew
Texture - OverPovered
Rig - Ducksink
Concept - Tabby
Promo - HotPockette
Significant Feedback - Rabscootle, Greg
something - metabolic
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clo0od Apr 27, 2020 @ 6:22am 
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