1stEPI Shermanator-87
Keegan   Iowa City, Iowa, United States
 
 
Just an every day Albanian princess to my Newfie Queen.
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1stEPI Gunny Apr 5 @ 1:03pm 
I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱
Westwood Apr 4 @ 12:56am 
THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT LITTLE WINGLESS GRASSHOPPER, THE TOWN OF FLAVOR. THE SWEET AND SOUR PORK SAUCE OF YOUR FATHER PEOPLE. THAT IS OKAY THOUGH. YOU ARE OK. REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE OK. SAY TO YOURSELF, I AM OK, AND I DO NOT NEED TO FIND FLAVOR TOWN IN SOMETHING FOR IT TO BE FLAVOR TOWN. WATCH THE COIN ROCK BACK AND FORTH. WATCH THE COIN BOULDER. SHAKE THE BOULDER OFF YOUR BACK. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. AND MARVEL AT YOUR OWN PROGRESS. NOT THE RAVINGS OF SOME INTERNET LUNATIC. AWAY WITH YOU. AWAY. AWAY!
Kelsium™ Apr 1 @ 2:07pm 
ey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 on that big bunny dick👉👌👅🐇Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🍆
1stEPI Gunny Jan 17 @ 6:13pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Westwood Jan 12 @ 12:51am 
This is a fucking BOYS CLUB. A FUCKING LADS BAR. A FUCKING SOCIETY OF SANDWICH EATERS. A BAND OF FUCKING BROTHERS, A BAND OF FUCKING BLOKES, AND A BAND OF BIG TOUGH BASTARDS, WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT WOMEN ENOUGH TO EVEN FUCKING FUCK THEM, LET ALONE FUCKING SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM WHINE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T BELONG HERE AND NEVER FUCKING WILL.
Kelsium™ Jan 12 @ 12:25am 
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a turkey? It was a very majestic bird.I attempted to catch it, but it lead me into the Turkey Kingdom where I was captured by the Turkey Republican Guard. I then had a dance off with the King of the Turkey Kingdom to win my freedom.It was an epic battle. In the end, the gobbles were all for me. I left a changed man that day. Freer of any burdens I had taken upon myself.
I was the turkey champion.