Madmen toil surreptitiously in rituals to beckon the moon. Uncover their secrets.
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eXtonix May 17, 2018 @ 9:54am 
eXtonix Apr 19, 2018 @ 11:57pm 
I wish I could say the same to yours.
No More Cheese Toast Apr 15, 2018 @ 7:38am 
It has long been suggested by a few “free thinking” connoisseurs of the tin foil hat persuasion that cheese blocks are the secret evil rulers of world amongst dolphins and cats. If this is true, which- despite one who carries the au fromage scent and having a yellowing block shape with bits of green and blue piercing the otherwise lacquered touched surface feel- I thoroughly assure all denizens who walk upon terra solum that this is pure bunkum.
No More Cheese Toast Apr 15, 2018 @ 7:38am 
But let us postulate, for the moment; of the possibility that these supposed “cheesekin” exist-which they do not. Why would they allow t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶o̶n̶ humanity to ingest them? The simple answer (although there are many other reasons, hypothetically, of course) is that this is a cover. A cover that certain imagined experiments would absolutely not notice their and carrying on assuming that they are the dominant being. How best to hide one’s self than right under another’s nose (or mouth in this scenario)? That one might presumably be observing the inner trappings of their subjects on a sub atomic level in the process? Genius! This hypothesis does not completely explain their true intentions, that is still a puzzling secret unknown to the rest of the multiverse.
No More Cheese Toast Apr 15, 2018 @ 7:38am 
But like all respectable looking edible covers, other creatures must also look like they feed upon them so as not arouse suspicion amongst more enlightened species. It is assumed that with their incomprehensibly large and well optimized minds it can be speculated that these “cheesekin” created a series of underlings known as “rodents” amongst humans.
No More Cheese Toast Apr 15, 2018 @ 7:37am 
One such rodent, also known as the “hamster” have aided this blanket masquerade so well that humans have taken to them and their behaviour and raise them as pets, even feeding these creatures bits of cheese! A true masterstroke in disguise!
Of course I am getting carried away. I must reinforce that this is balderdash; a mere flight of a fancy in the imagination; a floccinaucinihilipilification of the plain jane truth that cheeses are inanimate dumb objects that are high in protein.