"You're a Timex watch in a digital age."




2020:
100% no money back guarantee and your food will always arrive cold!


2018:
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


CopKilla 2015:
"I genuinely think "gamers" are the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots
on the planet, no joke.

But we are gamers

No Scout
We're the guys that play games."