Hey this is Zarv from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you

THIS is the LAST time I'm gonna tell u,
STOP cobbing my corn in the lunch room.
It's a PROFESSIONAL work space and no one except Larry wants anything to do with that u biscuit eating son of cheeto sauce.

listen, i didn't join the japanese culture club for you to sit here and call me "bruh".
For your information, it's onii-chan you uncultured baka.
someday i'm going to show you how strong we japanese culture club members are when gundams are finally invented and i alone am chosen to pilot them. Yes, that is i, wing zero x24
the pilot of the best gundam that ever existed and dont deny it because he was really hot and his voice was so sugoi. everyone knows that being a gundam pilot and defending the universe from tentacle beasts from space to save all of the lolis on our beautiful planet is the most important aspect of any pre-teen's up and coming life.
thank you for your time civillian and i'll see u on the flip side.
- a weeb

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