Heavily Armed Pokey
Chris   New York, New York, United States
Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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perfectsword Aug 16, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
Allow me to post on your page, good sir, so that I may show everyone on Steam that I have done so!
Knife Guy Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:47pm 
Grats on Hot Cross Fun. Good shootin!
perfectsword Jul 10, 2011 @ 8:55pm 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post to unlock an achievement on the Citadel.