"I want to play a good game and, if possible, win", proceeds to score in his goals 4 times

Are you stupid? Where did I score 4 own goals? Besides, I want to play a good game and, if possible, win — so that’s not going to happen. Now do me a favor and stop writing to me. You’re just a laughing stock, as anyone can tell from your comments here. Now do me a favor and stay quiet.

imagine scoring 4 own goals and saying that

I honestly don’t know what you want from me, but okay.
If we’re talking about Rocket League, wait a second…
Hmm… 4 saves, 3 shots, 2 goals.
Or was it the other game where I had 83 points?

Then, hmm, let me think…
Who kept driving into my car the whole time?
Who jumped for every single ball even though he had no business being there? xD
And who scored two own goals?
Hmm… yeah, wait a second… 🤔

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