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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2010 @ 4:51am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2010 @ 2:04pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 10:14am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2010 @ 3:26pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2010 @ 1:32pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2011 @ 4:44am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2009 @ 12:17pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2009 @ 6:26am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2010 @ 11:18am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2010 @ 2:58pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2009 @ 4:04pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Dec 31, 2009 @ 5:30am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2010 @ 12:09pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2010 @ 3:39pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2009 @ 5:04am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2010 @ 4:39am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2010 @ 2:55pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2010 @ 2:19pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2010 @ 1:57pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2010 @ 1:53pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2010 @ 8:41am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2010 @ 5:14pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2010 @ 5:14pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2010 @ 6:46am

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 2:39pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2010 @ 4:43am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2010 @ 1:19pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2010 @ 5:19am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 2:39pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2010 @ 9:45am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2010 @ 4:51am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2010 @ 10:01am

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2010 @ 12:02pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2010 @ 1:57pm

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2010 @ 5:25am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2010 @ 1:06pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2009 @ 6:00am

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2011 @ 9:01am

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 12:17pm

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2011 @ 2:42pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2011 @ 7:25am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2010 @ 9:04am

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2011 @ 6:30pm

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2011 @ 2:24pm

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 10:58am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 4:57pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2010 @ 6:45am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2010 @ 7:40am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 5:34pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 9:57am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 7:36am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2011 @ 1:57pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2011 @ 8:31am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 6:01am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2010 @ 3:10pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2011 @ 1:41pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2011 @ 2:15pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 4:31am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2010 @ 3:54pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2010 @ 4:33pm

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 1:00pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:50am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 7:17am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 3:40pm

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2011 @ 11:44am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 8:48am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 3:32pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 12:43pm

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2011 @ 8:33am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 3:49am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2010 @ 10:28am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 2:15pm

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2011 @ 11:57am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:15am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 1:21pm

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2010 @ 5:39pm

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 3:08pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 5:12am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2010 @ 4:48pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2011 @ 1:03pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 9:50am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 11:50am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2010 @ 1:21pm

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 12:43pm

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2011 @ 9:02am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:06pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 1:05pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 2:09pm

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2010 @ 2:49am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2011 @ 8:45am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 1:46pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 4:37am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2010 @ 8:55am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:18pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 8:25am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:30pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:56pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 4:47am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:49pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 4:31am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Dec 20, 2010 @ 8:53am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2010 @ 4:58am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2010 @ 1:05pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2010 @ 2:42pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2012 @ 1:46pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2011 @ 3:27pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2011 @ 8:55am

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 8:07am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2011 @ 1:19pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2012 @ 3:52pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:27pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2011 @ 8:05am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2011 @ 2:49pm

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2011 @ 5:33am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:27pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 12:59pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2011 @ 2:48pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 1:08pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 1:35pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 1:54pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:39pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:34pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2011 @ 8:27am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2011 @ 9:03am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 1:16pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 12:58pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:47pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2011 @ 2:53pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:20am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 9:44am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 9:56am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:20am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 10:52am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 8:47am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Oct 28, 2011 @ 11:21am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 1:04pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 10:54am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 10:47am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 11:08am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:43pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 11:00am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 10:30am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 10:42am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 1:59pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 2:59pm

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 9, 2011 @ 12:58pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 10, 2011 @ 4:03am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2011 @ 10:27am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 12:32pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 7:37am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked Jul 8, 2012 @ 5:47am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Jul 7, 2012 @ 12:42pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 7:51am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 8, 2012 @ 5:47am

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 8:26am

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 9:25am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 14, 2012 @ 1:41pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 2:44pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:45pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked Oct 24, 2012 @ 1:51pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:55pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2012 @ 1:02pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2012 @ 3:29pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 25, 2012 @ 9:30am

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 4:58pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 4:58pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:09pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 4:01pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:47pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:37pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:16pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Oct 23, 2012 @ 3:26pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 1:22pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:00am

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 9:17am

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 9:24am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 10:01am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:27am

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 12:42pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:53am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked Dec 13, 2012 @ 2:15am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 3:11pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 2:57pm

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 2:37pm

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 1:04pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 1:35am

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 2:20am

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 8:09am

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 1:45pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:33am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 11:12am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:09am

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:13am

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 1:02pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:59am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:57am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:51am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 11:00am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2013 @ 12:21pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2013 @ 12:34pm

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2013 @ 12:51pm

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 25, 2013 @ 8:03am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 3:10pm

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 24, 2013 @ 2:21pm

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 25, 2013 @ 9:31am

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 25, 2013 @ 8:48am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 2:28pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 2:59pm

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 3:38pm

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 3:01pm

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 1:48pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 1:46pm

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked Oct 23, 2013 @ 1:50pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 5, 2013 @ 2:30pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 5, 2013 @ 3:07pm

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 8:27am

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 11:54am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 5, 2013 @ 2:41pm

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 5, 2013 @ 2:53pm

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 8:44am

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 11:23am

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked Dec 5, 2013 @ 2:30pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 2, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 12:17pm

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 1:02pm

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 2:53pm

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 2:07pm

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 5, 2014 @ 3:37pm

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked Jul 4, 2014 @ 1:32pm

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 11:54am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 12:17pm

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 12:31pm

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 1:01pm

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 12:12pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 7:03pm

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 1:34pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 1:15pm