I have made plenty of bad decisions in my life - voluntarily eating a toilet water soaked sandwich straight from a functional, used toilet bowl; Spent a night in a shared airBnB with a soon to be federal prison prisoner and a scammer; Stole a comic book from the bookshop in my hood (and getting caught).

Surprisingly, spending 200 dollars on this game was not the top worst decision I have ever made in my life. Now what does that say about me as a human being?

But I digress.

I think I made the relatively smarter decision of submitting a request to refund this game.

Originally I was just going to write a trollish review, this being a 200 dollars game and all. But after playing the game for half an hour, I can see there is surprisingly actual efforts put into the game, it's not just a cash grab. Still very close to it, but not just a cash grab.

There are 10 different endings, there is a whole actual 1950s Hollywood movie you can watch in the game. There are 6 or 7 NPCs you can interact with, you can collect money of the ground, you can buy stuff, you can sell stuff, you can buy money. You can even see an animal in the game (I wont spoil what animal it is, you can buy the game and see it for yourself).

The game is pretty meta too, the developer talks directly to you. He knows this is a 200 dollars game and he makes fun of this price point.

My honest advice? Wait for a price drop, preferably a 99% to 98% discount. I think that's a good price for this game.

Sorry dev bro, I think its gonna take you a bit longer to afford Oscar. I was entertained, but not 200 dollars entertained. But I do like your humor in this game. I would be willing to buy your next game fully if it priced lower (MUCH).

I have made plenty of bad decisions in my life - voluntarily eating a toilet water soaked sandwich straight from a functional, used toilet bowl; Spent a night in a shared airBnB with a soon to be federal prison prisoner and a scammer; Stole a comic book from the bookshop in my hood (and getting caught). Surprisingly, spending 200 dollars on this game was not the top worst decision I have ever made in my life. Now what does that say about me as a human being? But I digress. I think I made the relatively smarter decision of submitting a request to refund this game. Originally I was just going to write a trollish review, this being a 200 dollars game and all. But after playing the game for half an hour, I can see there is surprisingly actual efforts put into the game, it's not just a cash grab. Still very close to it, but not just a cash grab. There are 10 different endings, there is a whole actual 1950s Hollywood movie you can watch in the game. There are 6 or 7 NPCs you can interact with, you can collect money of the ground, you can buy stuff, you can sell stuff, you can buy money. You can even see an animal in the game (I wont spoil what animal it is, you can buy the game and see it for yourself). The game is pretty meta too, the developer talks directly to you. He knows this is a 200 dollars game and he makes fun of this price point. My honest advice? Wait for a price drop, preferably a 99% to 98% discount. I think that's a good price for this game. Sorry dev bro, I think its gonna take you a bit longer to afford Oscar. I was entertained, but not 200 dollars entertained. But I do like your humor in this game. I would be willing to buy your next game fully if it priced lower (MUCH).