Anus Stretcher
Currently Offline
TF2 milestones:
12/10/2015 - I played a lobby without dropping any ubers at all. Plz to party.

Recent Activity

75 hrs on record
last played on Mar 27
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last played on Mar 26
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last played on Mar 24
crzy<3 Jan 26 @ 3:54pm 
hello firend, i hope u r okay. i have messaged you as you seem to have disadded me. please forgive me for retardness i was dropped as a child. i am sorry if i offended you as im just not a smart person. i make many mistakes daily and my life is now what is considered to be a joke. if you dont wish to add me as a friend that is fine. i hope you are okay and i again apologise for anything i have done. :c
Zamparonie. Jan 4 @ 1:17am 
Welcome to kek or Cringe
murhamervi☪ Jan 3 @ 8:21pm 
Would you rather have ♥♥♥♥ sized nipples, or nipple sized ♥♥♥♥?
Vclox Merc? Jan 3 @ 6:01pm 
You are by far the best tf2 player I have ever seen, a God.
À l'age Atomique Oct 15, 2019 @ 2:15pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
À l'age Atomique Sep 15, 2019 @ 10:33am 
Hey added to talk if you could become our teams coach as you look like an expirienced fella