Uncle Furfag
Its pretty obvious that my icon is cropped yiff!   San Marcos, Texas, United States
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Last Online 30 days ago
The Rifleman's creed
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...

My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

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Uncle Furfag Jul 15 @ 10:35pm 
channel 299, that is the reelz channel!
☆ Aqua GVPYT ☆ May 28 @ 7:26am 
You take the moon and you take the sun
Mr. Division? May 13 @ 6:13pm 
What rifle is it though...
Guardian Angel Apr 22 @ 4:59pm 
Fair enough
Uncle Furfag Apr 22 @ 4:21pm 
because dis is my rifle!
Guardian Angel Apr 21 @ 8:49pm 
Me being curious what made you put the riflemans creed up?