Alfred Saunders   Australia

Jim :'( = https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettyGlutenFreeSwallowMrDestructoid

I see you don't have a life guard here at your beach. I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub! No body of water is safe without a life guard. It's two feet deep, lady. You're- what are you doing here? You can relax, you're safe now, your life guard is here. Okay...? whistle Get out of the water, there's a shark! What, a shark?! Get out of the water! A... shark? There's a shark in the water! No! Wait a minute, there's no shark in the bathtub! Aren't you glad you had a life guard here to save you? I guess... What- wait a minute, you should go! There's- there's no need for you to be here. I think I should say, and I think we should have sex. Okay...

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good player + friendly. xD i should just aim not move.
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