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Was soll das? Du *beleidigst* die Trolle!
-- de.comp.os.unix.linux.misc
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As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
-- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie
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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...
Good children always obey.
Quit acting so childish.
Boys don't cry.
If you keep making faces, someday it'll freeze that way.
Why do you have to know so much?
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Why? Because I'm bigger than you.
Well, you've ruined everything. Now are you happy?
Oh, grow up.
I'm only doing this because I love you.
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The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
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Elevators smell different to midgets.
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└📁 steamapps
└📁 common
└📁 Team Fortress 2
└📁 skill
└⚠️ this folder is empty
📂 USB (H:)
└📁 memes
└📁 Hentai
└📁 Granny_xXx
└📁 Gaben_nudes
└📁 My_favorite_dabs_of_2018
└ ✔️♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.exe
It was clear there was something special here even the way she wrote in a very sexual manner made me very atracted to her.There was a romance in the air and after a while we flew my golden helicopter through Los Santos the sunset was beautiful everything was perfect she added me to her friends list and there I was ready to buy a plane ticket if I needed to meet my soulmate i open her profile and I found out it was a dude.
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You have been visited by the flexing boss of this gym. Good gains and testosterone will come to you but only if you post "♥♥♥♥♂YOU" on this profile.
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
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POST LE WINDMILL IN 2 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED
03:58 - Khazul: brb gonna flirt with freakie
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Commiserations, you have been selected to play for BULOW in the Euro All Star match, scheduled to take place on Sunday 6th January at 2100CET. Please let me know if you are unable to participate.