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Was soll das? Du *beleidigst* die Trolle!
-- de.comp.os.unix.linux.misc
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As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
-- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie
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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...
Good children always obey.
Quit acting so childish.
Boys don't cry.
If you keep making faces, someday it'll freeze that way.
Why do you have to know so much?
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Why? Because I'm bigger than you.
Well, you've ruined everything. Now are you happy?
Oh, grow up.
I'm only doing this because I love you.
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The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
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Elevators smell different to midgets.
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└📁 steamapps
└📁 common
└📁 Team Fortress 2
└📁 skill
└⚠️ this folder is empty
📂 USB (H:)
└📁 memes
└📁 Hentai
└📁 Granny_xXx
└📁 Gaben_nudes
└📁 My_favorite_dabs_of_2018
└ ✔️♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.exe