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29 of 62 (47%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 12:18pm


Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 12:46pm


Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 6:04am

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 9:53am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 7:49am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 9:50am

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 8:52am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 12:14pm

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 6:29am


Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 8:51am

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 5:48am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 11:30am

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 11:01am

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 7:07am

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 9:52am

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 5:23am

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 12:48pm

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 12:13pm


Take steroids in SP
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 9:52am

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 11:31am


Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 11:32am

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 11:54am

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 6:45am

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 11:36am

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 5:00am

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 6:21am

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 8:43am

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 10:09am


Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 11:16am

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech


Foot stomp 12 aliens


Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP


Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards


Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club


Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop

12 hidden achievements remaining

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