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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 4:30am

Brownian Motion

Pass the toilet paper to the scientist in need.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 5:13am

Centripetal Attraction

Kill 20 enemies with the Hivehand.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 4:29am

Convection Refinement

Ruin the microwave casserole.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:36pm

Gray Matter Propulsion

Headshot 20 enemies with the .357 magnum.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 4:55am

Mega Hertz

Kill 5 enemies with one grenade.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 3:26am

Permeable Infrastructure

Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:43am

Prophylactic Suggested

Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 4:19am

Proverbial Tinkerer

Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2018 @ 4:49am

Resonance Procrastinator

Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.

Caffeine Extraction

Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 machines.

Calculated Trajectory

Kill 10 Airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.

Dead Reckoning

Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.

Digital Wizardry

Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.

Ethically Questionable

Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.

Futile Resistance

Kill 10 enemies with Snarks.

Hyper Saturation Conundrum

Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.

Inflammatory Actions

Kill a Headcrab using fire.

Kinetic Repulsion

Kill a Marine with their own grenade.

Nuclear Fishin'

Kill an Icthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.

Premature Expulsion

Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.

Quantum Capacitance

Overcharge it anyway.

Rare Specimen

Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.

Remote Detonation

Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.

Unified Coupling Theorum

Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.

Universal Gravitation

Get killed by your own Snarks.