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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 5, 2012 @ 6:00am

Dead Presidents

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2012 @ 6:15am

The Welcome Wagon

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2012 @ 3:03pm

Opulence, You Has It

Complete 'Party Time'.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2012 @ 6:37am

We're Takin' Over

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2012 @ 7:14am

Tower Defense

Complete Act 1 in one way.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2013 @ 6:34pm

Kuh, Boom.

Complete Act 1 in another way.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 8:24am

Gotta Break Em In

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 4:37pm

I Heart Nyte Blayde

Complete 'STAG Party'.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 3:28pm


Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2012 @ 5:49pm

Titanic Effort

Complete Act 2.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2012 @ 7:18pm

Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2012 @ 6:34pm

Murderbrawl 31

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2012 @ 8:04am

Too Close to the Son

Complete Act 3 in one way.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:45pm

Gangstas... In Space!

Complete Act 3 in another way.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2012 @ 7:26am

Go Into the Light

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 4:05pm

Getting the Goods

Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2012 @ 7:17am

Shake and Bake

Complete your first Challenge.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2012 @ 7:08am

Ow My Balls!

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 10:10am


Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 8:24am

Gellin' Like Magellan

Explore every hood in Steelport.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2013 @ 11:32am

Stay Classy Steelport

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2012 @ 2:16pm

A Better Person

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2012 @ 3:22pm

Haters Gonna Hate

Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Cowboy Up

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:58pm

Third and 30

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2013 @ 8:51pm

Bromance in the Row

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:45pm

Partners in Crime

Beat all Missions in Co-op.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2013 @ 7:59pm

Get Off My Back

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:07pm

Stick the Landing

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Unlocked Aug 2, 2013 @ 2:07pm

Flame On

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Unlocked Jul 28, 2013 @ 7:50pm

Storm the Yarn

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2013 @ 7:44pm

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:51pm

First Contact

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:42pm

Union Buster

Kill 15 cameramen.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:08pm


Kill Space Brutina.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:06pm

Lights! Camera! Action!

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:58pm

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:01pm

Warrior Princess

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:17pm

Revenge of the Navigator

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:39pm

Do a Barrel Roll!

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 4:42pm

C-List Celebrity

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:08pm

Eye of the Bee-Holder

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:12pm

Sting Operation

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:15pm

Tour de Farce

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:21pm

Send in the Clones

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2013 @ 3:28pm

The Johnnyguard

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Mourning Stars

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Hack the Planet

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

You're the Best...

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Bright Lights, Big City

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.


Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Tune In, Drop Off

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Fence Killa 2011

Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.

Double Dose of Pimping

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Porkchop Sandwiches

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Tank You Very Much

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Have A Reality Climax

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Everything is Permitted

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Life of the Party

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

You're My Hero!

Complete ALL Challenges.

Gender Equality

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Love/Hate Relationship

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Who Loves Ya Baby

Kill 50 brutes.

The American Dream

Customize 10 vehicles.

Pimped Out Pad

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Flash the Pan

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Jumped In

Create and share a character online.

Crew of Two

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Cooked To Perfection

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Feeding Time

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Murder in the Jungle

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

Genki Bowl Champ

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.

I Do My Own Stunts

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.


Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.

Public Enemy #1

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.

Weird Science

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.


Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.

My Pet, Monster

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".