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Personal Achievements


Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 5:00am


Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 10:30am

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 12:01pm


Foot stomp 12 aliens
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 2:45am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked Aug 14, 2011 @ 8:55am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 3:00am

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 2:29am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 7:25am

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
Unlocked Jan 4, 2014 @ 11:09pm


Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked Jun 24, 2011 @ 12:29am

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 7:27am

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked Aug 18, 2011 @ 10:17am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 5:00am

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times
Unlocked Mar 20, 2013 @ 2:55pm

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked Mar 16, 2013 @ 2:30pm

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked Oct 2, 2011 @ 6:16am

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 1:39am

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 1:42am

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:48am


Take steroids in SP
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 10:12am

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 8:59am


Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:09am

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 20, 2011 @ 11:33am

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Unlocked Mar 25, 2013 @ 1:29pm

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:12am

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:24am

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked Jan 3, 2012 @ 11:15am

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:14am

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked Jun 10, 2011 @ 10:49am

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked Jun 11, 2011 @ 1:13am

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 1:51am


Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked Jun 12, 2011 @ 10:57am

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech
Unlocked Jun 20, 2011 @ 11:20am


Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
Unlocked Jan 1, 2012 @ 6:25am

Heart to Heart

Finish Doctor Proton
Unlocked Jan 1, 2012 @ 9:10am


Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien


Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards


Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages


Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop

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