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Personal Achievements

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:32am

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:32am

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:28am

Cheapskate Ladykiller

You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:57am

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:56am

Fiscally Responsible

Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 11:03am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 8:30am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 8:38am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:23am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:32am

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:27am

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:26am

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:39am

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:40am

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:39am

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 9:44am

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:34am

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:49am

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:55am

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:57am

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 11:02am

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 8:47am


You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:36am

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 10:31am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2015 @ 8:39am


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