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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 9:29am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 10:24am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2017 @ 10:51am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 1:22am


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 2:30pm


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 7:52am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2017 @ 10:10pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2017 @ 9:02am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 6:34am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2017 @ 12:07pm


You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 11:14am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 9:00am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:21pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2017 @ 8:05am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 9:21am


You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2017 @ 9:15am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 10:47am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 10:47am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 9:00am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 10:38am


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 6:23am


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2017 @ 10:33pm


You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 8:21pm


You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2017 @ 9:49am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2017 @ 11:45am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 8:57am


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 11:00am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2017 @ 7:13am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2017 @ 11:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 5:14am


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2017 @ 7:27pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 11:56am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 4:26am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2017 @ 8:21am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 11:02am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 11:53am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 10:50am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 5:37am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2017 @ 9:07am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 6:20am


You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 5:14am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2017 @ 7:17am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2017 @ 10:47am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 5:14am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2017 @ 11:33am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2017 @ 11:23am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2017 @ 8:30am


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2017 @ 8:40am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 11:33am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2017 @ 7:17am