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Polle I'm sorry to bother you sir, I just noticed your profile and I see that you're a guitarist. I am a drummer who does mostly Christian and Country Music stuff, I used to have a acoustic bass guitar that I sold to somebody who ended up being an abusive jerk to his girlfriend. I'm wondering what is a good starter base for somebody who's on an extreme budget? I'm just looking for something to mess around with, I have large sausage fingers and I need something to mess around with and that sounds really disgusting LOL, thank you for your time and I hope you have a blessed day and I will be more than happy to subscribe to your Channel. My name is Gabe and I'm a 25 year old dude so it's a pleasure to meet you.

Is that the smell of a forced meme that someone called polle is trying to shove into my face? Truly I tell you this is one of the worst forced memes that had ever produced. Not even garnish could make this taste any better. You have ruined the meme that was already dead. It's like running over a dead dog after it was already run over a 1000 times. Please find another meme that is fresh and tastier and doesn't require an obscene amount of garnish. I dare say this, "Cdirk memes are a lot better than this load of crap!"

Now before any of you report me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.

That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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