Pelicanos   Indian Head, Saskatchewan, Canada
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birdo with no brim Jan 19, 2020 @ 6:32am 
I was suffering a period of touch deprivation. I was dying for the warm cuddles in bed again. It had only been four months since I brought my ex back across the country to her home, but the loneliness was killing me.

One day, I was microwaving some pancakes I recently made. I suck at making pancakes- I just can't figure out how to make them right. The ones I made this time came out thick and leathery, but because I didn't want to waste them I figured I'd eat them.

When I pulled them out of the microwave, I noticed how much they felt like a person's flesh. They felt warm, and they're leathery quality gave them a texture not unlike skin. I suddenly had a horrible idea.
birdo with no brim Jan 19, 2020 @ 6:32am 
No one was home. It was just me, myself, I, and two pancakes on a plate. I decided to go through with my idea.

I dropped my pants while I was on the couch, and wrapped my two warm pancakes over my already erect plaything. I beat not just my breakfast sausage, but my pancakes as well. The more I got into it, the more the crumbs flew. I tore those pancakes a new one. Within a few minutes, I spread my frosting all over those sad, sad pancakes.

I felt pretty guilty afterwards. I just wasted two mediocre pancakes to try and stave off my deep feelings of loneliness. I made sure to clean the crumbs up thoroughly and tossed the pancakes in the trash, where no one would see them. I skipped lunch that day because I wasted that one meal.
面条 = NoodleNinj4 Nov 23, 2019 @ 6:14am 
-rep he smelly
Ducky Nov 21, 2019 @ 7:16am 
*DEAD* Pelicanos‎ : how can you running ak me but not hit a guy with a knife
*DEAD* Pelicanos‎ : you blind ♥♥♥♥♥
davi Nov 20, 2019 @ 6:09am 
Very toxic individual, my message to you is grow up :).
面条 = NoodleNinj4 Oct 31, 2019 @ 6:06am 
-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥