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Unlocked Apr 27, 2022 @ 3:09pm



Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.


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