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Illusion: What you say matters.
Reality: What I say matters.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12."

'I don't care if you smoke ♥♥♥♥♥, but you better not smoke cigarettes' -my father

'I hope your legs crumble like you're doing 9/11 charades'

No homosexuals as they go against my beliefs.

"Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time"

Cheese: portal 2's co-op can best be described as 'going in and out of other people's holes'

Cheese: autistic succ would probably be terrible

bruh gaming: how come theres a black lives matter but no gamer lives matter sit the ♥♥♥♥ down with your “slavery” and your “jim crow laws”
you dont know what oppression even is

Eorvek: you see
Eorvek: i have no irrational fear of homosexuals
Eorvek: i have a rational hatred of them

SparrowMech - Today at 10:46 PM
How large is it?
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: why is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lower nose region's left side twitching
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: maybe its itching to say something
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: "you're gay, felix" is what it wants to tell you
Kptn Howdy: oh
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: holy ♥♥♥♥ it actually stopped
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: what the ♥♥♥♥

10:59 PM - house: this is a raid
10:59 PM - house: gimme all your trading cards
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: WHAT
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: I HAVE A WIFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: AND CHILDREN
11:00 PM - house: SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A WIDOW HOWDY
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: DON'T DO IT
11:00 PM - house: GIVE IT UP
11:00 PM - house: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I'VE GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I SWEAR
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE HOWDY
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: NO
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S MY PORN COLLECTION
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - house: HOWDY DONT LIE TO ME I'M GONNA SHOOT
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: ♥♥♥♥
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: YOU SHOT ME
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: THAT HURTS
11:03 PM - house: AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING MOVE
11:03 PM - house: BANG
11:04 PM - Kptn Howdy: AGH given.