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I may be homosexual, but I'm not gay


Illusion: What you say matters.
Reality: What I say matters.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12."

'I don't care if you smoke dicks, but you better not smoke cigarettes' -my father

'I hope your legs crumble like you're doing 9/11 charades'

No homosexuals as they go against my beliefs.

"your holes would be filled with chopsticks before you can get one near my urethra" -Eiballs

Cheese: portal 2's co-op can best be described as 'going in and out of other people's holes'

Cheese: autistic succ would probably be terrible

"Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time"

Eorvek: you see
Eorvek: i have no irrational fear of homosexuals
Eorvek: i have a rational hatred of them

Cheese: school shootings and corn flakes
Cheese: an average friday night for a gay canadian

12:55 PM - Cheese: imagine having a cock made of ice

Batam100: air touch penis so you smell a penis, you gay

Kptn Howdy: eat my hair
★ A s t r o ★: what will it give me
Kptn Howdy: super powers
Kptn Howdy: mainly homosexuality
★ A s t r o ★: aw hell yea-
★ A s t r o ★: that's not a superpower

★ A s t r o ★: are you a watercolour
★ A s t r o ★: wait fuck
★ A s t r o ★: I meant to say waterbender

Kptn Howdy: I'm lazy fuck your mom
Batam100: alright then
Batam100: hnghh
Batam100: oof
Batam100: dat wus refreshing
Kptn Howdy: nani
Kptn Howdy: NANI

жок अब រវល់ дела какая: why is my fucking lower nose region's left side twitching
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: maybe its itching to say something
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: "you're gay, felix" is what it wants to tell you
Kptn Howdy: oh
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: holy fuck it actually stopped
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: what the fuck

12:40 AM - Intrepid Kak: i can't wait to see thinyakuya to pop up with his hotness
12:40 AM - Intrepid Kak: and instantly pick up sonia and chiaki
12:40 AM - Intrepid Kak: and probably kazuichi and fuyuhiko
12:41 AM - Intrepid Kak: because he's *that* hot
12:41 AM - Intrepid Kak: he makes straight men go gay

Turquoise ♦: I'm in the back
Kptn Howdy: no you're in the black
Turquoise ♦: I am
Turquoise ♦: Wait
Turquoise ♦: NO
Turquoise ♦: I DIDNT REALIZE YOU SAID BLACK

Eorvek: we have to electro shock therapy howdy
★ A s t r o ★: there is no salvation
★ A s t r o ★: canacuck has an electromagnetic faggot field
★ A s t r o ★: it prevents him from becoming straight

SparrowMech - Today at 10:46 PM
How large is it?

10:59 PM - house: this is a raid
10:59 PM - house: gimme all your trading cards
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: WHAT
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: I HAVE A WIFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: AND CHILDREN
11:00 PM - house: SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A WIDOW HOWDY
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: DON'T DO IT
11:00 PM - house: GIVE IT UP
11:00 PM - house: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I'VE GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I SWEAR
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE HOWDY
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: NO
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S MY PORN COLLECTION
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - house: HOWDY DONT LIE TO ME I'M GONNA SHOOT
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: FUCK
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: YOU SHOT ME
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: THAT HURTS
11:03 PM - house: AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING MOVE
11:03 PM - house: BANG
11:04 PM - Kptn Howdy: AGH


some faggot keeps archiving my profile and I wanna know who