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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

u love feet

I dont know how to say this but im in love. Your the manliest , most badass of a male specimen ive ever met. You dont remember me but you helped me at Lowe's once you dead livted 10 of those giant 4x4s straight into my tiny little truck , then you said in your deep chocolatey voice, "Can i help you with anything else ma'am?" I was extatic but declined. We should totally meat up, you can bring some more of those 4x4s for a special delivery if you'd like. ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

wickity wickity!!!!! angellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.