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Hey brother, what you thinking?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ

please dont add me if i dont know you

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I clear my friendslist periodically, if I remove you it's nothing personal :redtulip:
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One day, you said to me, "I saw the sunset forty-four times!"
And a little later you added:
"You know-- one loves the sunset, when one is so sad..."
"Were you so sad, then?" I asked, "on the day of the forty-four sunsets?"
But the little prince made no reply.
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yes
"Ah!" the captain said, pointing at her. "I can see you have a reply - I see it in your eyes, young miss! Spit it out. Words aren't meant to be kept inside, you see. They are free creatures, and if locked away will unsettle the stomach."

[11:50 PM] bird: tbh my friends list is full of people i wish i could talk to/be actual friends with
[11:50 PM] bird: but im too shy to actually start a convo
[11:50 PM] Griftz: woooooooooooow
[11:50 PM] Griftz: that's understandable though
[11:50 PM] Griftz: like if you had like one good game with them and then you added eachother etc.
[11:50 PM] Griftz: the next day you sit there like
[11:50 PM] Griftz: "was that like a one night stand friendship"

Jack (firebrand):
So today I was out and saw this bird
For some reason the small little thing reminded me of you - I can't describe it
I was like "oh hey that's basically Courtney" - possibly the colour scheme or something
BUT THEN
It threw up
And I was like "ah yes it's Courtney"
I just wanted you to know that

4:39 PM - davi: wanan know
4:39 PM - davi: my deepest
4:39 PM - davi: darkest
4:39 PM - davi: secret
5:44 PM - bird 🐤: yes
5:47 PM - davi: my earlobes
5:47 PM - davi: r huge
5:48 PM - davi is now Offline.

[11:40:11 PM] egg: dr einstein looked down at the petri dish
[11:40:15 PM] egg: a small worm wriggling around it
[11:40:22 PM] egg: he looks at his assistant, furious
[11:40:24 PM] egg: he asks
[11:40:26 PM] egg: whta the fuck is this
[11:40:33 PM] egg: the assitant says" it's a worm, sir"
[11:40:38 PM] egg: einstein stares at the worm
[11:40:57 PM] egg: "it's just a fucking leg" he screams as he starts knocking equipment off the table
[11:41:08 PM] egg: "really what the fuck even are worms????" he bellows
[11:41:16 PM] egg: all of the other staff has to be evacuated from the building
[11:41:21 PM] egg: einstein can't be stopped

12:55 AM - h a m l e g: but like
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: yeah
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: fuckin
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: snakes
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: life's mysteries
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: like
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: einstein had just finished a conference
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and a young student walked up to him with a box
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and the student looked really worried and said "this just doesn't make any sense"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and he opened the box and einstein looked inside and he was like "holy fuckin shit dog i can't explain this this doesn't apply to the theory of relativity what the fuck is this a neck or a tail"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and then einstein told him to put it away and he went home and drank a glass of scotch but he was always very unnerved by the experience

4:48 PM - Quincey #: wow leg you are such a great person you know
4:49 PM - Quincey #: i dont tell you often
4:49 PM - Quincey #: and i really should
4:49 PM - Quincey #: a+
4:49 PM - spooky leg: screams thank u but try saying that to the dead bodies of my neighbors

2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: oh my god
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: i was thinking about minotaurs
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: imagine like
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: a giant human head
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: with cow legs that just come out of the neck
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: that's it
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: it just charges at people and tries to bite them to death

[10:51:03 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: imagine seeing elvis gyrate
[10:51:05 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i would cry
[10:51:07 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i wouldn't want to see it
[10:51:27 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i'd be one girl crying in the crowd of other crying girls but not beacuse of infatuation

[9:08:16 PM] a policeman officer: http://images.costumesgalore.net/products/119/1-1/tweety-bird-costume.jpg tweety's large, deformed cranium vomiting out a human hea
[9:08:18 PM] a policeman officer: d
[9:08:33 PM] a policeman officer: WHY CAN YOU ZOOM IN SO CLOSE
[9:08:40 PM] court: this girl found tweety and just crawled inside
[9:09:03 PM] a policeman officer: tweety just found this girl and crawled around
[9:10:06 PM] court: oh mgOD
[9:11:08 PM] a policeman officer: tweety slash fic : Tweety finds his prize, a voluptious female hominid. He unhinges his lower jaw. Satisfaction is coming fast.
[9:12:11 PM] court: noO GOD
[9:12:13 PM] court: NO

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
twitch.tv/griftz_ Mar 19 @ 3:57pm 
+:lunar2019piginablanket:
von Feb 1 @ 6:11am 
hey cutie I like ur name xo :8bitheart:
eldritch hoe Jan 16 @ 5:15am 
I'm kinda nervous, I've never plopped my glopper. Been saving myself, for marriage. Or at least consent
eldritch hoe Aug 9, 2018 @ 1:27pm 
uu3
social anxiety Jul 21, 2018 @ 12:23am 
removing my quote from your bio was a huge mistake