yaboi   Lisboa, Portugal
Welcome to my profile.

If you're here that means one of the following things:
- We played together and you want to sheettalk, report me or simply check my nolife stats;
- I was mean to you and you want to be mean back.
- You want to add me, god knows why.
- You've already visited my profile before and you're just checking for updates.

If I got it correctly let me know by commenting: "I let some pixels on my screen define one of my free-will driven actions! +rep"

Thanks for stepping by and I hope you don't die today!

Currently Offline
About me
Disclamer section:
Feel free to fill my profile full of cringe. Me and my mates appreciate it.
I usually add everyone that sends me a friend request, but I also like to keep my friends list clean. I tend to remove people I don't talk or play with for a while. Some people are an exception to this.

General Info:
Been here since: 25/12/2009
Time wasted playing: 12% of my last 12 years were spent playing on steam

Random Less Important Notes:
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b0ndedinho Apr 15 @ 2:48pm 
whats up with it, vanilla face 🍨😐? me and mah homie 🤝Azamahd just parked 🅿️🅿️ our slav 🚗🚗 outside. we're looking for somewhere 🏘️🏠 to post out black asses ⬛🍑🍑 for the night. so uhm, bang bang 🔫💥 skeet skeet 🆒🆒 neegkha.
we're just a couple of pimps ☂️🕺, no hoes ⛔⛏️
Kazekage Willi Apr 3 @ 7:21am 
You are gae
annie Jan 27 @ 12:40pm 
+rep good shop employee 10/10
annie Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:27am 
good hairy male 10/10
ReaLL ™ Dec 11, 2021 @ 9:54am 
elon musk's cat Nov 16, 2021 @ 9:15am 
U wot? Square up yeah, I'll kick ur Grandad's head in and then lick ur grans punani, ur a wasteman blud. That potnoodle u sorted me last week was rank fam, try getting me a chicken and mushroom next time, not the bbq one, this isn't a game m8. Yeah fisher price fisherman's friend meal deal with the garlic mayo dip you get me chum? Yeah i didn't think you'd wanna square up, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥hole fam, i bet you had one of those ♥♥♥♥ pencil cases at school where it looked like a 7up can but it was actually a pencil case... you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot lad, I'll knock u the ♥♥♥♥ out if you step in my ends again is that clear?