yaboi   Lisboa, Portugal
Welcome to my profile.

If you're here that means one of the following things:
- We played together and you want to sheettalk, report me or simply check my nolife stats;
- I was mean to you and you want to be mean back.
- You want to add me, god knows why.
- You've already visited my profile before and you're just checking for updates.

If I got it correctly let me know by commenting: "I let some pixels on my screen define one of my free-will driven actions! +rep"

I'm a portuguese boi that spends most his freetime indoors, facing a computer screen. Not the most exciting life, but it is-a my life.
I've done a few things here and there apart from playing. I consider myself a jack of all trades and an average coont boi. Average.

Thanks for stepping by and I hope you don't die today!

Currently Offline
About me
Disclamer section:
Feel free to fill my profile full of cringe. Me and my mates appreciate it.
I usually add everyone that sends me a friend request, but I also like to keep my friends list clean. I tend to remove people I don't talk or play with for a while. Some people are an exception to this tho.

General Info:

Age: 23
Been here since: 25/12/2009
Time wasted playing: 16% of my last 10 years were spent playing on steam


Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 2600X Six-Core Processor
Cooler: Corsair® Hydro Series H80i GT
Graphics Card: GeForce GTX 1660 SUPER
Ram: 16Gbs
Mouse: ZOWIE FK1+
Mousepad: HyperX FURY S Pro Gaming L
Motherboard: ASUS TUF B450-PLUS GAMING
Keyboard: Ozone Strike X30 RGB PT Red Kailh
Headset: OMEN Headset 800
Internet: SpeedTest []

Random Less Important Notes:

My cyber waifu: Jamie Peter Stratford
Memorable Chat Box []
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
MetaYondaime Nov 24 @ 12:23pm 
trash player, -rep, toxic, cocky and so lucky to win against me ngl... You gonna say "gnah gnah Don't you have something better to do? :) " with that stupid ":)" but anyone can see your tears behind the screen haha And yes I have nothing else to do, my life is a mess but I shove my finger right in my butthole every night so I can sleep and ♥♥♥ in the same time so it's cool I guess
skner Nov 22 @ 2:53pm 
Don't you have something better to do? :)
Yassermask Nov 19 @ 3:20pm 
trash rl player unreallll
mimiroru92 Nov 9 @ 5:01pm 
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for some female to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.
MetaYondaime Oct 4 @ 8:10am 
If you re a girl and you wanna flirt with him, add me I'll help you. He only like 140 IQ people, so be sure to use your brain correctly.

I will not ask nude don't worry, but if you try hard Rust I will probably try to flirt with you by being akward and curious, just saying. I'm french it is normal if I talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Ofisur Speshul Sep 30 @ 9:17am