Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.

I'm doing my part!

I'm doing my part!

I'm doing my part!

I'm doing my part too!


They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world.
Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

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𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭

-Ian- Sloppy Juicer. What can even be said about this man of many talents? And really beautiful smiles. This guy will brighten up your day, provide questionable opinions for sensitive topics, and shine your meat up like a Tennessee squeeta. Frida Kahlo and Louis Armstrong. Picasso, and Van Gogh.

Skeet skeet up Sloppy Juicer's boy meat, and you'll be guaranteed, for a great time. It's laughable.

I'm gonna go do some coke.

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𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭

HEY JC!!! LUVYOOOO

haha it was irony dude!!!!!!!