DEAR NOOB,

Thanks to Blacklight's most recent technological advances in finger wagging, the player can truely immerse themselves in the gameplay. In no other game have I witnessed such elegance and sass in one finger. The way the hand is placed just so on the very tipplely top of the hip..ply hop as your finger is slowly raised into the sassy sasquatch mode (as us pros call it..not like those noobs...NOOOOBS) makes the user of this weapon of mass destruction have feelings of joy and enlightenment coarse through their veins. It serves as the best finger wagging simulator I've ever known. The end.