GRAPE
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I was on a mission tracking a furry through the jungles of South America. I was supposed to intercept him in Rio de Janeiro but the slippery fucker in the bright blue fursuit managed to slip away (In no small part due to the fact that he was covered in what I hope was lube) . We were tracing a path northward, but I knew I was catching up with him. After four days of tracking, I finally caught up to him. He had found another furry tribe. This had gotten a lot more complicated than before.

I decided to monitor them and wait for nighttime before making my move. My first mistake. As I sat perched in a tree, focused on the camp of freaks before me, I didn’t realize that they had sentries hiding around the camp until I came face to face with one dressed like a weirdly humanoid ocelot. He raised the alarm and I was captured, overwhelmed by sheer numbers.

That night, the furries chained me in the center of their camp before they began their nightly ritual. And that’s when I saw it, the most traumatizing thing you could imagine, a full orgy, fursuits and all. I was forced to watch as those fuckers went to town on each others fursuits with holes in all the wrong places. Shaken as I was, and rapidly going blind from the exposure to such grossness, I fumbled with my cuffs and somehow managed to break free.

And now I was once again the predator. Though my eyesight was rapidly dissipating, the furries were far too distracted to notice me stumbling around until I found my weapon, a standard issue Furry Slayer™️, unfortunately now covered in semen and fake animal hair. With weapon in hand, I fell upon the mating furry camp, and what I did there violated the Geneva conventions.

I came away from the hunt with more mental scars than physical, but that is the hunt that transformed me into what I am today.
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bingo bango bongo Jun 7, 2019 @ 3:10pm 
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bingo bango bongo Jul 25, 2018 @ 11:06am 
Every sixty seconds in Africa, A MINUTE PASSES.
Together we can put a stop to this.
Please repost this picture of a sandwich to help feed starving African children.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Sandwich.png
If you don't repost this, you're a transvestite lizard nazi communist trying to hypnotize our children into buying snake oil as a cure-all on your bicycle of sins while melting guns down into strap-on ♥♥♥♥♥ clubs to supply your army of gay robots with batons to destroy childhood innocence while shattering bones and sodomizing someone else's wife while using marmalade as lube
Melon Jun 28, 2018 @ 5:59pm 
Communism: Do you like my beliefs?
Worker: Yes
Communism: Do you want me to exist forever?
Worker: Yes
Communism: Do you like me?
Worker: Yes
Communism: Would you cry if I collapsed?
Worker: Yes
Communism heard enough and was hurt, it started to collapse.
The worker stopped it's collapse.
Worker: I don't like your beliefs, I was brainwashed to.
Worker: I don't want you to exist forever, everyone would die.
Worker: I don't like you, if I did like you, I would become a facist.
Worker: I wouldn't cry if you collapse, I would be happy if you collapsed.
*Tonight at midnight your system will realize that Communism must be reborn.
*Something good will happen to you in 1-4 years
*After that, everyone can die anywhere<
*Get ready for the malnourishment of millions of people!
*If you don't post this to 5 other comments... Capitalism will rule the world for 10 years.
DaddyWangMan Jan 11, 2018 @ 10:46pm 
'Til death, do us part.
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♥♥♥♥... Haha the retard died from fentanyl.
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