Recent Studies have shown that 90% of people who play this bad game will find out that their ♥♥♥♥ is getting shorter and shorter the more they play this bad game.
In my opinion this game is very bad, okay?
The First reason for this game to be called Bad game is The Movement, you cant have sex in this game and when you try to ♥♥♥ on the monsters you just cannot do it.
The second reason is the story, the story has a lot of problems like not having SEX scenes, it lowers the interest from the game, it even lower then my ♥♥♥♥.
To sum up, This game is very bad, If you ask me this game shouldn't be on steam.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT♥♥♥♥♥♥AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ♥♥♥♥ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. THOSE ♥♥♥♥ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ♥♥♥♥ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU♥♥♥♥♥♥AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? ♥♥♥♥ YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY♥♥♥♥♥♥IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KABOOM. THIS♥♥♥♥♥♥COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. ♥♥♥♥.

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