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Matthew
Gared   South Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
54
Wolf
400 XP
 
 
Sweet summer night and I'm stripped to my sheets
Forehead is leaking, my AC squeaks
And a voice from the clock says, "You're not gonna get tired"
My bed is a pool and the walls are on fire
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Burgundy 15 Feb @ 4:22am 
i'm coming out the closet...



after your dad left the house and i was gay as hell—i was happy as ♥♥♥♥—because as soon as your pop shook, your mom told me to lay my ♥♥♥♥ out on a marble table. i flopped it out, BLOOM! and she just inch forward on top of the marble table—tits and everything just sliding across it while my ♥♥♥♥'s just on the table—and she just ready to jump on it like sushi in a line. *MONCH MONCH MONCH*. i start sucking *sharp inhales* i'm like OOOWAAUWHH! OOOWAAUWHH! AUUUUUGHHHHH! AHHHHH! and i'm just bustin all kind of hot nuts all over the marble table ♥♥♥♥♥ ass

you damn right i was gay , i was happy as ♥♥♥♥ that i was gettin that sushi marble table dome ♥♥♥♥♥ ass—GET THAT ASS BANNED
Matthew 7 Feb @ 2:49am 
no entiendo habla english or pt por favor
El Pato Queso 7 Feb @ 2:45am 
1300 horas al pedo
El Pato Queso 7 Feb @ 2:45am 
Amigo si no tenes ningún cuelgue, podes tradear y sacarme por más que el killer campee, no seas tan pelotudo.
Pie™ 2 Feb @ 11:19am 
The gnome is fake you can LITERALLY see the string pulling him
cyfina 13 Jan @ 10:10am 
stop biting me so hard every time we play 😔
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