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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 7:59am

Dead Presidents

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 8:43am

The Welcome Wagon

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 10:42am

Opulence, You Has It

Complete 'Party Time'.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 8:08pm

We're Takin' Over

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 8:48pm

Tower Defense

Complete Act 1 in one way.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 5:35pm

Kuh, Boom.

Complete Act 1 in another way.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 1:40am

Gotta Break Em In

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 9:10pm

I Heart Nyte Blayde

Complete 'STAG Party'.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 7:15pm


Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 9:47pm

Titanic Effort

Complete Act 2.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 9:46pm

Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 10:32pm

Murderbrawl 31

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2012 @ 11:00pm

Gangstas... In Space!

Complete Act 3 in another way.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 6:25pm

Hack the Planet

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 9:25pm

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Fence Killa 2011

Complete all instances of Mayhem.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 2:50am

Go Into the Light

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Have A Reality Climax

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:40am

Getting the Goods

Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 5:41pm

Shake and Bake

Complete your first Challenge.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 9:03pm

Ow My Balls!

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2016 @ 5:33pm

Gender Equality

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 6:38pm


Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 5:41pm

Gellin' Like Magellan

Explore every hood in Steelport.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 3:14pm

Who Loves Ya Baby

Kill 50 brutes.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2012 @ 5:43pm

The American Dream

Customize 10 vehicles.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 9:48am

A Better Person

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 5:22pm

Haters Gonna Hate

Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 1:52am

Cowboy Up

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2012 @ 10:37am

Pimped Out Pad

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 4:40pm

Third and 30

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2012 @ 8:18am

Jumped In

Create and share a character online.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:32am

Get Off My Back

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Unlocked Oct 28, 2016 @ 10:39am

Murder in the Jungle

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:27am

Storm the Yarn

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 2:26am

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:41am

I Do My Own Stunts

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:53am

First Contact

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:45am

Union Buster

Kill 15 cameramen.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 6:19pm

Public Enemy #1

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Weird Science

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:11am

Eye of the Bee-Holder

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:15am

Sting Operation

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:18am

Tour de Farce

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:23am


Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:25am

Send in the Clones

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:32am

The Johnnyguard

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2016 @ 3:34am

My Pet, Monster

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".

Too Close to the Son

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Mourning Stars

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

You're the Best...

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Bright Lights, Big City

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.


Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Tune In, Drop Off

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.

Double Dose of Pimping

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Porkchop Sandwiches

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Tank You Very Much

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Everything is Permitted

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Life of the Party

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

You're My Hero!

Complete ALL Challenges.

Love/Hate Relationship

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Stay Classy Steelport

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

Flash the Pan

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Bromance in the Row

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.

Crew of Two

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Partners in Crime

Beat all Missions in Co-op.

Cooked To Perfection

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Stick the Landing

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Flame On

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Feeding Time

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Genki Bowl Champ

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.


Kill Space Brutina.

Lights! Camera! Action!

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.

Warrior Princess

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.

Revenge of the Navigator

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.

Do a Barrel Roll!

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.

C-List Celebrity

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.


Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.