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Recent reviews by Wojak

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143 people found this review helpful
349 people found this review funny
99.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
>be me, 524 pounds of proud, big boned hunk
>in my room playing Furry Girl on steam
>Tummy gives out a rumbly
>Reach for another handful of bugles but the bag is empty
>"It seems my food has been depleted. I guess that means some more is needed!"
>Engage my parental pager device AKA pounding on the ceiling with a broomstick
>Let out a scart (screech fart) to convey the urgency of this situation
>new chocolate stepdaddy comes into my room, dark circles under his eyes
>"Wojak it's 3:45 I have work at 5:00 and I just got ho-"
>"Cease your whining, vile beast, I'm out of snacks and I need to feast! Fix me tendies, now, posthaste, or my vengeance you shall taste!"
>brandish my katana and threaten to slice open a poo sack
>"That's not a katana, dude, that's a wiffle ball bat"
>Whack!
>new chocolate step daddy sighs and turns to leave when his pajamas snags on my desk, jostling it and causing my gaming laptop to fall off
>hours of work in Furry Girl lost
>I had just unlocked the last furry waifu
>"o-oh wojak, your game, I'm sorry little dud-"
>"IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S AN ARTFUL PRESENTATION OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM REEEEEEEEEEE"
>roll out of my reinforced DX Racer and plop on the floor
>clutch my sword (wiffle ball bat)
>"Attack my laptop, you craven trollop? Beware, your baby packs a wallop!"
>smack new chocolate chaddy step daddy with my bat
>"AYO WHAT THIS MOFUGGA DOIN-"
>WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
>chocolate stepdaddy flees the scene
>crack open a cold mountain dew, to celebrate yet another triumph over the normie non-furries

Up until that happened, I had an amazing time playing Furry Girl. I got 100% achievement completion, my mummy will be so proud of her good boy when she sees I completed the game!
Posted June 18. Last edited June 26.
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1 person found this review helpful
54.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
I am become death, destroyer of voice chat
Posted April 22.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
what it feels like when you use linux for the first time
Posted July 15, 2018.
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23.4 hrs on record
Well worth the >SALE< price. Stick of Truth seemed to be slightly better. Not a whole lot of side quests or content from what I saw. The combat was not challenging even on hardest difficulty. Expect 24 hours of gameplay from it.
Posted June 25, 2018. Last edited July 12, 2018.
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886.2 hrs on record (714.2 hrs at review time)
Buy this game for the sale price but don't play it for a month or two. It's in a really bad spot right now, certain Operators/Gadgets still disabled due to Ubisoft's inability to program a game, and the new, ruined ranked playlist is filled to the brim with Throwers/Griefers.
Posted January 14, 2018. Last edited June 27.
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0.0 hrs on record
worth it
Posted October 30, 2017.
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57.2 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
Works great. Get the $5 pro version, much better detailing and colors.
Posted October 30, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
10/10
Posted September 15, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Everyone once in a while, you come across a gem. A real good game that stands out from the rest. Fidget Spinner Simulator has reminded me, and countless others what it means to be a TRUE PC gamer. Words cannot express the awe I have for the incredible talent of it's developer, and I hope that we can all learn something from this masterpiece, and perhaps use it to truely define "entertainment."
Posted August 1, 2017. Last edited August 1, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record
Hilarious 7.8/10
Posted May 21, 2017. Last edited October 16, 2017.
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