Wojak
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Famous Quotes


"If you're a player like [me], you're able to get away with some weird stuff." Cooper Lemley, 4/28/18

"I'mma tell you right now, if you don't stop fucking with me when I get back to school I'm going to punch your fucking face in." -Pieguy3003

"Don't fucking soap me cunt. We had a deal, if you stop I won't tell on you." -PhefPhef

"We had to repick seats today and I sat in the back but then the chads and Stacy's started sitting around me. I had to blast off. It was funny because they didn't want to sit near me but they had no choice, luckily there were other seats for me to go to in my starship." - Scampwuhh

"Why do you have so much furry anime on your steam profile?" - J.H.

"Who agrees we should hang Cooper for being a homosapien with the sexuality that is mainly attracted to men, as well as Animae thighs" - Petty Officer Aarshia

"Wojak is a cool awesome admin on the rusty moose servers he is the best admin in the world ! he is always taking care of the server constantly and that's no exaggeration he's really cool. Wojak is also very handsome all the ladies are after him but he is way too focused on being the best admin possible and the best person wojak is a very forgiving and kind person If he thinks someone is being truthful and extremely sorry like me. wojak is also a very smart and intrlligent intellectual . He is also a godly player he is so good probably the in rust he will take on anyone he will 10-0 you and not talk shit yeah he's that awesome so fear him . But when you get to know him he is really nice. Now that concludes how awesome and cool he is. - dot | M249"

"As i lay my head down upon my pillow I slumber dreading the day ahead, all the tossing and turning of me yearning to be homeschooled keep me up! But alas, i drift off into weary sleep and then SHEPHERD WAKE UP! Aho! it is chad dad and he is attempting to make me go to school! With a twist of my wrist and a press of the finger i activate my phone to see the time, 06:37, Oh well back to bed i say as a smile, but now time for a refreshing drink! i look to my nightstand and reach for my applejuice but, CHAD Dad brought it downstairs! oooh the ree that i was capable at that very moment could of destroyed the galaxy but now was not the time to panic but for rejoice! I smiled like there were a plate of tendies in front of me as the bus went by, "So long Chads and stacies, Crusties and Fatties, this good boy will be laughing at your misery!" Then i hear it, The creaking of the steps as chad climbs up, no doubt to scream at this good boy! i quickly pretend i have died from diabetes and he is fooled so he leaves! and then your good boy here Takes one last look outside at the normie world and falls asleep" - Scampwuhh

"I was in the boy scouts, I can make a condom out of a paperclip and a string." - Moses
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Favorite Bops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l976_-dG_0A (City Morgue - 66SLAVS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLkcZTcZa7U (City Morgue - Arson)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpAfpZBraw (City Morgue - Nan)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuPiMeKY2dM (City Morgue - DAWG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKnzLUdqbQ (City Morgue - PTSD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNauLywgN60 (SosMula - KenPark)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM8QkVyG-O4 (City Morgue - Nuka Cola)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvaT_cPjS4 (City Morgue - Downer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHYMTGVH3rA (Lil Boom - Already Dead)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxg6tMhzQTQ (T-Lost - Thanos Car)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZK2yjWmlGU (Acrylo - RICKIE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIkfra3bvI (DBANGZ - Sasuke Took My Bitch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbOh9yD-Ik (Lil Boom X DBANGZ - Kimono (this shit bop fr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgfoHfyQhHo (DBANGZ - 1-800-FUCKME)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PFJhg_FIRA (DBANGZ - Way Back When)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FwtQ0hkTGE (DBANGZ X Kelz - FREEZE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1GnvlwE3g0 (Crystal Castles - Vietnam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqpxDDm9Jvc (DBANGZ - Last Claim)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wew5puSP6_U (DBANGZ - Thicc Homies on Deck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzB1VGEGcSU (Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfvheSG_QFI (DBANGZ - Scars)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT1_14s3VY4 (DBANGZ - AIDS Results)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgN-vvVVxMA (XXX - SAD!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_nJ5ksFVbg&t=8 (bbno$ - lalala)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1t9T1TAOBI (XXX - BAD!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dz8MhT0_08 (DBANGZ - MAD!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Hj7MwWaI (Crystal Castles - Vanished)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayc4Nv1fnZY (Crystal Castles - Crimewave)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwJgq9tljk (DBANGZ - Let A Homie Smash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7AinOxULrU (City Morgue - Shinners 13)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljfwUj7kk90 (City Morgue - SK8 Head)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9G0nLqWDWU (City Morgue - Little Wardog)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Q0KEJiuAM (City Morgue - So What)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8IGNSNKUnQ (City Morgue - Nitro Cell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4WiZ8pdIvM (City Morgue - 33rd Blakk Glass)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-99C-IWRkd0 (City Morgue - Gang Green)
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100 Hours played
>be me, 524 pounds of proud, big boned hunk
>in my room playing Furry Girl on steam
>Tummy gives out a rumbly
>Reach for another handful of bugles but the bag is empty
>"It seems my food has been depleted. I guess that means some more is needed!"
>Engage my parental pager device AKA pounding on the ceiling with a broomstick
>Let out a scart (screech fart) to convey the urgency of this situation
>new chocolate stepdaddy comes into my room, dark circles under his eyes
>"Wojak it's 3:45 I have work at 5:00 and I just got ho-"
>"Cease your whining, vile beast, I'm out of snacks and I need to feast! Fix me tendies, now, posthaste, or my vengeance you shall taste!"
>brandish my katana and threaten to slice open a poo sack
>"That's not a katana, dude, that's a wiffle ball bat"
>Whack!
>new chocolate step daddy sighs and turns to leave when his pajamas snags on my desk, jostling it and causing my gaming laptop to fall off
>hours of work in Furry Girl lost
>I had just unlocked the last furry waifu
>"o-oh wojak, your game, I'm sorry little dud-"
>"IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S AN ARTFUL PRESENTATION OF ANTHROPOMORPHISM REEEEEEEEEEE"
>roll out of my reinforced DX Racer and plop on the floor
>clutch my sword (wiffle ball bat)
>"Attack my laptop, you craven trollop? Beware, your baby packs a wallop!"
>smack new chocolate chaddy step daddy with my bat
>"AYO WHAT THIS MOFUGGA DOIN-"
>WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
>chocolate stepdaddy flees the scene
>crack open a cold mountain dew, to celebrate yet another triumph over the normie non-furries

Up until that happened, I had an amazing time playing Furry Girl. I got 100% achievement completion, my mummy will be so proud of her good boy when she sees I completed the game!
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Gage The Gnome - Public Group
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Xytric ☭ Oct 22 @ 10:12pm 
furry
DML mattmoczzz Oct 21 @ 1:53pm 
big gay
Ethan Oct 18 @ 6:49pm 
All we can do at this point is hope and pray that his mental illness is cured
MisterPixie ✔ <3 Oct 5 @ 2:22pm 
Cute AF.. ♥♥♥♥ Buddy!
Secret Sep 27 @ 4:52am 
By far the best Person on this Earth <3
Fritzzzl Sep 23 @ 5:45pm 
Was in my Basement, liked it.