Alexander   Santa Monica, California, United States
I don't accept invites from private inventory, private profiles or profiles with no inventory. If you need to contact me, leave a comment.

I don't ask for or remove profile comments. Do not trust someone based only on profile comments, steam level or inventory value - many scammers have these. Rep and trust are external to things visible on steam.

I don't actively trade
I don't keep track of b/o
You make me an offer, I say yes or no
If I say yes, I'll send the trade
If I say no, I remove you

The more items you buy at once, the better price I can give you.

Nearly everything I have, I got off market ages ago. I hate trading, I find it to be a huge waste of time. If a deal is taking longer than a few minutes, I'm probably going to just lose interest - either your offer is good enough, or it isn't.

RIP sold ibp holo skins:

UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (foil)

Glock Sand Dune

USP Stainless

Mac-10 Urban DDPAT

M4A4 Zirka

M4A1-S Guardian

Five-Seven Orange Peel (foil)

M4A1-S Blood Tiger

MP9 Orange Peel (foil)

Currently Offline
Favorite Group
Mustache Brigadiers - Public Group
In Chat
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
Basically anything that isn't an ibp
Defishensee Feb 1, 2018 @ 8:34pm 
Good MM, thank you!
kuykuyuy Feb 1, 2018 @ 8:32pm 
+rep Nice MM <3
Bobyflea2.0 Feb 1, 2018 @ 11:12am 
rep+ Amazing mm cant go wrong with him!!
kizeR Jan 31, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
+rep good middleman
ProwL Jan 29, 2018 @ 11:54pm 
+rep Thanks for middle manning for me earlier!
аdvicebanana Aug 1, 2015 @ 12:22pm 
Tell me about your project.