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Unlocked Dec 2, 2013 @ 8:22pm

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 5:47pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 5:53pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 9:05pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2013 @ 8:42pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2013 @ 8:42pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2013 @ 9:59pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 9:51pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2014 @ 11:51am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 6:02pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 6:02pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked May 27, 2016 @ 9:13pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2013 @ 9:51pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 5:58pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2013 @ 8:29pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 7:50pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2013 @ 8:01pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2013 @ 7:59pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 9:54pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:15pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2013 @ 9:53pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 10:13pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 5:58pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 9:03pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 8:04pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 8:05pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 12:11pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 9:04pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2013 @ 7:59pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:01am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 8:07pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 6:02pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2013 @ 6:05pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 9:42pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:24am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2013 @ 9:54pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 10:48am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 10:43pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 26, 2016 @ 11:45pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2013 @ 6:09pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 10:43am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 10:47pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2013 @ 8:04pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:12pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:16pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:16pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:18pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:21pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2013 @ 8:51pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:21am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 7:52pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:33pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:41pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:44pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:44pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:51pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:01am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:07am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:13am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:19am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:22am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:41am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 12:46am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:10pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:27pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked May 29, 2016 @ 11:33pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 1:03am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked May 30, 2016 @ 1:01am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 10:16pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.



Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.