Nern Guan, Master Orator
Oh hello there! My name is Nern, I'm considered the greatest historian of our time.... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened....
Many tales.... Would you like to hear?

hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic.... Oh well I'll tell you anyway.
Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, God rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait.... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making homemade tea would be just as time consuming if not more! That sneaky bitch....

... Anyway I'll save that story for later! So, i'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly.... A great strangeness fills my body.... Something was wrong.... I've lived many years, and i've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was?
...Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rockin! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rockin chair!

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Nern Guan, Master Orator Jan 12, 2017 @ 9:56pm 
うさぎ Sep 4, 2015 @ 4:45pm 
I shall my dear honourful mate
Nern Guan, Master Orator Sep 3, 2015 @ 12:33pm 
from the depths... you should see it. I built a beautiful battleship
うさぎ Sep 2, 2015 @ 12:18pm 
almost Ruling it
Nern Guan, Master Orator Aug 30, 2015 @ 8:55pm 
you did?
うさぎ Aug 30, 2015 @ 7:15am 
Rulse Japan