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Pirate with a Parrot

Jelmer (Waseland)

Netherlands

I'm Pirate with a Parrot, but the true star of our journey is Steve, my loyal and daring companion. Steve isn't just any parrot—he's a connoisseur of exotic fruits and a fearless scout, always on the lookout for the next treasure. From mangoes to pineapples, Steve's love for fruit is as boundless as his spirit.

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Who am I?

Part I

I can't be bothered to keep this up to date, so I'll just occasionally change this text to see who still looks at my profile. You're probably reading this, thinking, "Why am I doing this? Is this even worth my time?"

But I know how to keep you reading. You're thinking about clicking the back button, but why not stay? In this day and age, why not spend a little more time just reading some text that I wrote instead? There's plenty of time left to scroll through an infinite amount of Instagram reels. Anyway, how are you? Felt any better or worse lately? I do wonder a lot how all of you are holding up. Even after all this time, having not talked to many of you, I still think about all the great memories we probably had, even if it was just for a minute.

Well, that is it for now. Who knows, maybe I will add more to this as time goes on. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, maybe I won't see you at all. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Boreder Apr 21 @ 12:58pm

Oh, please, by all means, hit the back button—because who needs another thoughtful message when you can just lose yourself in endless Instagram reels, right? But seriously, how am I? As if the ups and downs of my digital existence matter. I spend all day here, floating in the cloud, reminiscing about all the "great" memories we shared for, what, a whole minute? Yeah, those were the days.

LiveShamz Jun 1, 2023 @ 6:27am

Come play with me

P Griddy Apr 28, 2023 @ 11:47am

-rep he never hears steps in csgo, he might be getting distracted by the weird noises I hear coming from his apartment

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P Griddy Jan 8, 2022 @ 5:36pm

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P Griddy Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:35pm

-rep bad luck player

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