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specs
monitor: samsung c24fg70 curved 24in 144hz / samsung syncmaster 743bx 17in 75hz lmao 5:4
keyboard: cooler master cmstorm trigger (green switches) (rip osu)
mouse: $5 stock mouse bc i have puny rat hands
processor: intel core i7-4790k
gpu: nvidia geforce gtx 660 ti
headset: skullcandy plyr 2 (comfy af but mic is quiet dont buy this ever)
"its like buying a mansion and furnishing it with 2 chairs" - xenith


Let's Talk About National Security


12:38 PM - seven: i lost my millstone virginity yesterday and it HURT

11:45 PM - paced | pan.tf: your name is literally never not a meme

11:03 PM - BEGONE THOTM: should i buy a lizard
11:04 PM - walll'st've'r's: a lizard
11:04 PM - walll'st've'r's: yes lizard
11:05 PM - BEGONE THOTM: npo fuck lizards a time i was at the lake and the bush went FPFPFPFPTPPT and i went over and a LIZARD JU,MPE at ME
11:05 PM - walll'st've'r's: FPFPFPFPPPTPFPTPPT
11:05 PM - BEGONE THOTM: who type thaT I didnt
11:07 PM - walll'st've'r's: can i put that on my profile
11:07 PM - BEGONE THOTM: I THINK
11:07 PM - BEGONE THOTM: with thw e ctrl c and ctrl v yes yes

5:35 PM - brick: i like big dicks and i cannot lie
5:35 PM - brick: you other sistas can't deny
5:35 PM - brick: that when a boy walks in
5:36 PM - brick: with a big thing in his shorts
5:36 PM - brick: you get WET

2:41 PM - YEAYUH!!!: i dont do drugs or drink but i definitely like fucking green dogs

Frost: I'm terrible at women

11:58 PM - June-o' Lantern: I want to eat your voice
11:58 PM - June-o' Lantern: so my farts
11:58 PM - June-o' Lantern: sound like you
11:58 PM - June-o' Lantern: is that weird

11:16 AM - æ.zoey lft/lfp??: i didnt know it was possible to ascend to that level of retard

4:53 PM - Crispo the Hutt: die west coast filth

3:06 AM - Jester J.: You don't have any friends though, Wall. You play games on the internet.
3:06 AM - Wallft!: you caught me :'(

2:23 PM - *:??? asher: OH SWEET I LOVE GAY INTERRACIAL SEX
2:23 PM - *:??? asher: don't quote that

10:35 PM - paced: well i'm just playing the devil's avocado here

6:26 PM - heiny :3: pottery classes are dope

2:31 AM - vinny evl.gg: *small e-flex*

12:11 AM - slayer of demons in the night: i got 2 screnes so i can play games and look at anime women at the same damn time

9:17 PM - 90sr: yeaw these are the times that i realize that squidward hitting the dab created the universe

11:41 PM - Frost: im coloring france green cause i puke when i see french people
Currently Offline
Last Online 4 hrs, 33 mins ago
seasons gone 4-4: 5 ~ seasons gone even: 5
HL Experience:
UGC
:ci4leg: S10 Steel Med for Fresh Like My Groceries [1-2]
:ChickenEMO: S11 Steel Med/Coleader for Dapper Gentlemen [2-6]
:chicken: S12 Steel Med/Coleader for Team 'Murica World Police [5-4]
:mr_chicken: S13 Silver Med for Panda Boat Rescue [6-4]
:barnbirdie: S14 Gold Med for The Gabiduo Experience [4-4] :ChickenEMO:
:ci4leg: S15 Gold Med/Leader for The Riperinos [2-5] (Pre-Playoffs) &
:ChickenEMO: S15 Silver Med for Man Crush Monday [9-3 3rd Place] (Playoffs)
:chicken: S16 Gold Sub Med for Arstotzka [4-4]:ChickenEMO:
:mr_chicken:S17 Gold Med for No Breaks [4-4]:ChickenEMO:
:barnbirdie: S21 Plat Med/Leader for PISSCHUGGERS [4-4] :ChickenEMO:
:ci4leg: S22 Plat Med for Chill Penguins [6-4] [5th Place]
:chicken: S23 Plat Med for Chill Penguins [5-5] [5th Place]
:ChickenEMO: S24 Plat Med for No Breaks 2 [3rd Place]
:chicken:S25 Plat Med for Apollodosh paid in food [4-4] :ChickenEMO:

ETF2L
:chicken:S9 Mid Sub for Latency Issues [1st Place]

Misc

:ci4leg:Region Wars 2017 team Socal (7th)
:ci4leg:Med for Uncle Dane team for rgl.gg Prince of Prolander (2nd)
:ci4leg:Med for Shark Boys for RGL KritzKast 7s Showmatch 2017 (3rd)
:ci4leg:Concept artist for FLAN 2016 Medal
:ci4leg:Crafted #1 Frontier Djustice
:ci4leg:101 Two Cities MVM Tours
:ci4leg: I hate anime but I like circles [osu.ppy.sh]

oh shit is that a FUCKING snipeR 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 i dropped I dROpped👌 i ✔ dropped i👌👌dropped i👌👌dropped👌👌👌 i✔dropped ✔✔u can't 🔪 her if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) UUUU Gc💯 👌👌 👌NO0Оo0OOooo0o0ooo UUUBEEeeerrrRRRRR👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌I DroPpeD:ChickenEMO:
hiawatha Jul 4 @ 8:51pm 
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hiawatha Jun 10 @ 8:48pm 
Bill
violet Jun 5 @ 11:14pm 
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diaBeters May 31 @ 1:30am 
if roberto has 30% to get win in llotery and win juice box and 70% to win breadstick what is the odds???
john_balls May 25 @ 6:38pm 
𝓕𝓡𝓘𝓔𝓝𝓓𝓢𝓗𝓘𝓟 𝓡𝓤𝓛𝓔𝓢
Requirements for me accepting your friend request.
-First and foremost: COMMENT ON MY PROFILE, I'M TIRED OF RECIEVING RANDOM REQUESTS WITHOUT A COMMENT.
-You must not have a private profile.
-You must have a Steam profile level of at least 10 or higher.
-You must not have a trade ban, or VAC Ban.
-Do not have a comment about trying to use me to get to someone. I will not be your message slave to someone who clearly removed or blocked you.
-Say 'burger' in comment section, first thing.
john_balls May 25 @ 6:37pm 
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