"I just hit some buttons, I don't know what they do. What the FUCK is going on?!"
"Wait a minute, that looks like green penis with a big ole pink dick head.."
"Pa has dysentery and Ma has a broken arm. Thank you, Indians."
"Oh fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!"
I've been told it's a good idea to put a bio up here in case of death or dismemberment and possible amnesia so..
Interests 3D Modeling, Drawing, Going to parties, PACing, Modding, Coding, Watching movies, Writing, and Making stupid inventions in my backyard.
Absolutely Disgusted By Overly Sexualized Furries. Like its okay to like humanoid animals but holy shit get your dog dick out of my face you neanderthal, Overly Loud Radicalism. If you want something changed, stop bitching and blowing shit up, vote. Poor People. Get a job, hippy. Criminals. Stop making the world a shitty place. Especially YOU poor people. Minorities. Life's tough. Stop whining. Work to make yourself happy instead of drawing from everyone else.
About The Greatest Person Alive I'm very old, living in your mother's basement. On holidays I like to stuff my fingers in coconut cream pie. I'm an really cool goy who is always a talker there for you when youre sad :(. If you rub my stomach, I'll grant you a wish! I'm the end-all, be-all grandtastic man of the internet but my whereabouts are unknown! Cross me and you'll be a very sad goy. In short, I have 1000-fold nepanese katana and I will cut you a slice of coconut cream pie. Have you seen my doggy? Once upon a time I was a man and then I was. But to be honest, I only really want to see you naked.
Songs I'm really into 80s music for some reason at the moment. Other than that, I'm pretty metal af. QQ said the waterman but i refused to believe him. Nya~ anime. It's bad mkay? Anything that makes me want to cut myself because im dead inside. Croookey crisp.
My Opinion Of YOU! I hate you. Probably some limp-dick, cheese-nosed wanger. Touch my nipples and I'll make you salad. Still DTF tho bb ;)
Well go ahead and add me, don't be shy ;) I'm not one of those tools with the "only add if above X level, only add if comment, only add if give soul of 1st born" nigs.
If you are looking for sexy RP, then just drop a like and subscribe Safeword is: "I'm a lil teapot, short and stout."
Age: Straight up OLD.
Gender: I can be what you want me to be bb ;)
Social Security Number: 2
Credit Card Number: 1111 1111 1111 8008
Security code: 123
Favorite Sex Position: IK
Fetishes: BDSM, BBW, Feet, Trannies, Dickgirls, Furries, Breast Inflation, Dick Inflation, Face Inflation, Space Inflation, Quantum Physics, Mathematics, Reverse Rape, Catheters, Screaming, Dickslaps.
Will I Bang You?: Ye
Oh boy do i love the anime. I always watch the little japanese girls on the tv with the tentacles and the loud screaming.
Oh ye just msg me with the phrase "I NEED THE PLEASURE" and we'll bang, ok?
Lookin for HOT AND FRESH RP? Just msg me with the phrase, "LETS PRETEND" and we'll rp bang, ok?
For The OTHER One
Sup dude. We had a chill time while we were a thing. Sorry I totally dumped you for what you did, but I wasn't about to go to federal prison. I appreciate it that you changed your name back to what it was. Maybe in the future we could try again? Though you're probably on a watchlist now, so that wouldn't be very... Good. Anyways, peace. You were probably one of my better relationships.
P.S. Bet you still fuck like a rabbit tho ;) P.P.S. pls dont steal my identity.
prood 2 b a grill gamer ;;;)))
Meaning of an kick:
*Kick on the Tail* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Ear* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Stomach/Belly* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Forehead* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Paw* I HATE YOU
*Kick below the Chin* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Nose* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Neck* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Shoulder* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Lips* I HATE YOU
*Kick on the Cheek* I HATE YOU
Wardenn: so Wardenn: im editing my character Wardenn: and it has a body slider systme Wardenn: system* Wardenn: so i make the natural healthy female for the US Wardenn: u kno Wardenn: 3000 pounds overweight Wardenn: and i see a button Wardenn: it says Wardenn: "average" Wardenn: and im like Wardenn: oh! I can make her look my natural! Wardenn: and i click it Wardenn: AND SHE REVERTS TO THIS SKINNY BITCH Wardenn: FUCK THIS GAME Wardenn: PROMOTING UNHEALTHY BODY IMAGES Wardenn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ze Überwaffle: we all kno the healthiest body image is morbidly obese Wardenn: i kno Ze Überwaffle: and you know what you are if you disagree? Wardenn: science has prove Ze Überwaffle: MYSOGINIST SCUM Wardenn: YE FUCK THE PATRIARCHY Ze Überwaffle: MAYB 1 DAY MEN WIL REALIS THAT WE NOT JUST HERE TO PLEAS THEM!1!11!!!11!!1 Wardenn: I DOUBT IT! THEYRE ALL BORN RAPISTS Ze Überwaffle: THYE GO ON WIHT THEIR SCIENCE SPREADING THE LIES THAT BEING FIT AND TONED IS ACTUALLY HEALTHY Ze Überwaffle: WHEN IN REALTIY THEY JUST AWNT SOMETHGIN TO STARE ATW