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Just saying a quick hello, uh, with something I gotta get off my chest today, and it’s just a big problem I’ve been having lately… I can’t stop cummin’ all over my keys… y’know? And it’s becoming a really big issue for me. No matter what I do, I cannot stop cumin on my keys. Like, for example, I’m in the bathroom yesterday, I’m having my mid-afternoon wank. I close my eyes, I ♥♥♥, and then when i look down on the toilet seat, there are my keys covered in my ♥♥♥.

So, I pick up my keys, I wash them off, I go to another room, I open up a drawer, I put the keys in the drawer, I close the drawer, I lock the drawer, I go back to the bathroom for my second mid-afternoon wank, I close my eyes, I ♥♥♥. And guess what’s on the toilet seat. My keys. Covered in my ♥♥♥. I mean, what’s that? What’s that all about? How am I supposed to live? I can’t ever use my keys because my keys are always covered in my ♥♥♥. If a guest comes over and they want to use my keys, they can’t because my keys are always covered in my ♥♥♥. And it’s getting worse, mate. Every day. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, it’s getting worse.

I’m trying to have sex with my wife, (We’re trying for a baby at the moment.) I ♥♥♥ inside her, I pull out and guess what falls out next! My keys, covered in my ♥♥♥. I say to her, “Joelle, what are my keys doing up there?” She said, “I put them there for safe keeping.” I said, “For ♥♥♥♥’s sake, Joelle! You know, you know I’ve been having a real problem with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my keys, why’d you put them up there? Why up there, of all places? What did you think would happen? What did you think would happen, Joelle, putting my keys up your vagina? Of course i’m gonna ♥♥♥ on them, that’s the first place it’s gonna happen, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, Joelle!"

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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