virtf!~
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Voted "Thot of the Year 2017™", Purgatory Discord Awards.
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itt: 2017/18 quotes
"Protocol 4: cuck the pilot." -Pinkie

sad music jamboree: *maddii

Sala'Nari - Today at 9:51 AM
I lost my virginity to lemon.
Pinkie - Today at 9:51 AM
That's worse than fucking a penguin

Ferris: i'd rather cullen b dead than alistair :(
Ferris: I MEAN
Ferris: CUKL;JFKLSJFKLJSDFAKL;SJ
Ferris: FUCCUJKGF;L
Ferris: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

[IVSB] Pinkie: Do you think they make macaroni art of Imperial Heroes at Schola's?
virtualFear!~: I
virtualFear!~: I
virtualFear!~: That's an uncomfortably good question

Chippo: I'm daddy's script whore~

"Unlimited food! You just have to eat dicks!" -Pinkie

"Stop sexualising Michelle Obama!" -Lemon

"That sounds like a threat, but I don't know why anybody would be threatened if you gave them an omlette." -Lemon

"He's polishing the malteser as it escapes." -Bronzy

"Listen man, it's 2017, any woman can be as low resolution as they want." -Bronzy

"I can't post this because it has a penis on it." -Fluff

"Would you stop sending me memes!?" -Pinkie

"Rich people are bullshit!" -Blackedemics

[IVSB] 尺oug乇Ѕραятαη¹⁸¹: it would be poetic to only speak when Nazis are directly referenced

"That's the first thing I think of when I think of virtf: public transport."

"You know those people who are pro-life? But then they die anyway ahahaha." -Elz

『 virtf!~ 』: bro i just did the most harmonic fart ever
Pinkie: You're a failure to your community

Good Shit Bitch Calcium: Stop doing your dumb fucking anime talk
Good Shit Bitch Calcium: I'm sick of reading that shit
Good Shit Bitch Calcium: I PLAYED DOKI DOKI AND I SWEAR TO FUCK ALL YURI DID WAS "Y-YEAH" AND FUCK ME DEAD THAT BIG TIDDY GOTH GF SEPOKU'D HER OWN ASS

Good Shit Bitch Calcium: It's the perfect game. The option to get your dick out at any time should be in every game.

virtf: i hate pundii
Pundii: me too

"People who play video games don't know how to fucking dress." -Lime

Ferris: my mouth fell off :(

Lick me I have Leprosy: im just trying to get as many spots on your quote wall as possible
Lick me I have Leprosy: so i can have at least
Lick me I have Leprosy: something to be remembered for
virtf: well boy do i have good news for you

"No you can't, so take my memes!" -Ferris

"Damn dude, you're like a dementor from Harry Potter except you're eating my ass." -Doomlin

"I love the idea that gay men have DnD classes they specialize in." -Bronzy

Pinkie: It was like the 80's kinda romantic comedy kinda movie where there's the prom night scene and the main character's all alone and being upset cause she couldn't get a date to prom or whatever but then the hero boy comes up and offers her to dance and it all turns around
Pinkie: Except no hero boy showed up and she just sat alone until the party was over and went outside to get stalked by a woman with antlers

Pinkie: Can I have the sailor moon wand that like, turns me into a space princess
Pinkie: But instead of a space princess I become WWE wrestler stone cold steve austin

"Being gay is a source book." -Bronzy

Ferris: you're the worst tsundere

Pinkie: My favorite part of the lord of the rings was when Legolass called that orc a shrek looking motherfucker
Pinkie: And when in the Hobbit all the dwarves and bilbo and gandalf sat down at Elrond's place to marathon the Shrek movies together

"Cars is basically Dark Souls." -Bronzy

Ferris: her curse is that shes too gay to pray

virtf: What can go wrong?
The 2nd Hank!!!: military prison, but LOL
The 2nd Hank!!!: it's just angry soldiers with sticks

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Aumas Jan 25 @ 9:02pm 
So I know there's aus day, but is there an emu day? Asking for a friend.
Mugi Nov 26, 2017 @ 11:43pm 
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virtf!~ Sep 6, 2017 @ 6:26am 
no stOP PLAGARIZING ME
Elz Sep 6, 2017 @ 5:55am 
this man has stolen my personal html home page
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Varlet Apr 23, 2017 @ 12:35am 
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay.