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Lasanha Gratinada Feb 1 @ 4:19pm 
Lady of momumental couple thights, good night! Everytime you got this libido and you you were so horny, like I realize while I was driving my car, just take it, take it as you wish, if you could you may rub it on you and then suck it a little bit, how I wanted to see my♥♥♥♥♥♥on your mouth today, You let me amazed with your libido, just amazing!

You're always so quiet, so shy, you never act like this for sure. I earned a prize today, and I ask you, if it is possible for you to take a half hour for lunch, then we could go to 'Toy'(that Motel), so we can suck ourselves until each one get an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ an then I would order the lunch before leaving. While I write this words to you, my♥♥♥♥♥♥is fully joyful, good night!
Agent Ottsel Jan 1 @ 9:54am 
5 music students were visiting the cemetery where Beethoven is. They started hearing some strange music coming from his grave, but no one could recognize it. It sounded very odd. So they called their professor, who analyzed the music and said: "Well, those are all Beethoven's symphonies, but played backwards. First I heard the 9th one, then the 8th, 7th, and so on."
"But professor, how is this happening?"
"Well, there's only one way to find out. LET'S DIG HIM OUTTA THERE."

They waited until everyone else had left the cemetery and started digging. The closer they got to Beethoven's body, the louder the music got. Finally, they were able to reach him. They found him with an eraser in one hand, erasing notes from sheet music he had in his other hand.

"But professor, what is the meaning of this?"

(•_•) "Well, my dear students, it looks like our friend Beethoven is...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) Decomposing.

Lasanha Gratinada Jul 27, 2018 @ 10:52am 

Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.
Lasanha Gratinada Jul 22, 2018 @ 9:22pm 
░░███░▌▄█▌░░▀░░▀██░░▀██████▌You've been visited by autist loli-sama!
░░░▀█▌▀██▀░▄░░░░░░░░░███▐███ Send this dank meme to atleast 83 weeaboos,
░░░░██▌░░░░░░░░░░░░░▐███████▌or you will never get a real 2D girlfriend.
Lasanha Gratinada Mar 30, 2018 @ 7:38pm 
eu tenho conversas excelentes comigo mesmo, Eu me divirto com a minha própria companhia. Não preciso de uma mulher sanguessuga desgraçada pra ser feliz. Tenho uma família maravilhosa que me chama pra cinema, jantar, almoço, etc., quase todo fim de semana. Minha mãe me ama, meu pai me ama. Isso que importa.
Agent Ottsel Jan 2, 2018 @ 8:26am 
You know what I heard about Amy?
Amy likes spiders.
Icky, wriggly, hairy, ugly spiders!
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy has a cute singing voice.
I heard her singing my favorite love song.
Every time she sang the chorus, my heart would pound to the rhythm of the words.
But she likes spiders.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

One time, I hurt my leg really bad.
Amy helped me up and took me to the nurse.
I tried not to let her touch me.
She likes spiders, so her hands are probably gross.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy has a lot of friends.
I always see her talking to people.
She probably talks about spiders.
What if her friends start to like spiders too?
That's why I'm not friends with her.

It doesn't matter if she has other hobbies.
It doesn't matter if she keeps it private.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.

It's gross.
She's gross.
The world is better off without spider lovers.

And I'm gonna tell everyone.