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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 8:28pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

His house

Upgraded the church.

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.


Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.


Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.


Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...


Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.


Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!


There can be only one.

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.


Made a gold-star wine.

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!


Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.


Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.


Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?


Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.


Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.

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