Velcrosasquatch™
Wuhan, Hubei, China
 
 
Visions of China


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Pros:
+Features glorious 2D women (superior to real women)
+Has a soundtrack that makes Ken-sama real happy
+Low asking price, easy on your parents income
+Impress your senpai with its thoughtless and simplistic gameplay

Cons:
-Based on Mahjong, the infamously boring game played by old asian men in bathhouses while their granddaughters use their soapy breast to wash their old hairy backs
-Incites negative feelings of wanting to play Mahjong with an actual female as she changes and scolds you for looking
-Lacks options for 'thicc' as I myself am High Test
-Does not excuse the events of Pearl Harbor

Recent Activity

152 hrs on record
last played on Aug 11
190 hrs on record
last played on Aug 10
78 hrs on record
last played on Aug 9
CheekyChan Feb 7, 2019 @ 4:14pm 
Credit where credit's due. That made me chuckle.
Velcrosasquatch™ Feb 7, 2019 @ 10:35am 
Gen Z JC is hip with the fortnite and tiktok:
Hit or miss, GEP Guns never miss huh?
You got a shipment I bet that its Ambrosia
CheekyChan Feb 4, 2019 @ 11:33pm 
oh yeah yeah, m'lady
biodigitaljazz Dec 10, 2017 @ 8:49pm 
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It’s BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥ING WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
CheekyChan Aug 18, 2017 @ 8:41pm 
They're doing a 3D re-release? I had no idea. First day Blu-Ray buy for me, if it comes to Blu-Ray. :V
Yeah, nothing's ever really come close nor can anyone replace Arnie in such a role.